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Tequila Cheaper Than Therapy Tee




$19.39

Shipping to United States: $3.99
  • Details
    🍹💸TEQUILA: Because Talking About Our Feelings is Expensive
    Who needs a therapist when you've got limes, sunshine, and tequila on standby? The Comfort Colors® Tequila Cheaper Than Therapy Tee is your official uniform for bad decisions, great stories, and possibly a hangover in a hammock. Whether you're celebrating Cinco De Mayo, a messy breakup, or just surviving another Monday, this tee screams "emotional support shot glass."

    This Funny Summer Tee is made for beach days, boat rides, lakeside lounging, and those unhinged girls trip nights where nobody remembers ordering 12 tacos but everyone's glad they did.🌮

    👕PRODUCT INFO (Comfort Colors® 1717):
    • 100% ring-spun cotton - softer than your last situationship
    • Garment-dyed for that vintage, sun-soaked feel
    • Relaxed fit - because tight clothes don't mix with tacos
    • Unisex sizing for the tequila-loving masses
    • Pre-shrunk so it won't shrink your dignity at brunch

    đź§ĽCARE INSTRUCTIONS:
    • Machine wash cold, inside out
    • Tumble dry low or air dry like you're airing your regrets
    • Do not bleach - this shirt already has enough personality

    🪩Why You NEED It:
    • Trending Bestseller - adulting is hard and this tee is soft
    • Perfect for Drinking Tshirt vibes, Cinco De Mayo Tees fiestas, and shameless Lake Life lounging
    • Makes an iconic Girls Trip Shirt - margaritas not included, but strongly encouraged
    • Tequila Lime graphics that shout "Cheaper Than Therapy" louder than your bestie at karaoke

    🔥Add to cart before your friends do. This Tequila T-Shirt is the Trendy Summer Tee you'll be wearing all Summer 2025. Drink responsibly-ish.

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