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Suspect Claims She's Broke but Just Bought Another Chicken T-Shirt




$13.71

Shipping to United States: $3.99
  • Details
    🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
    Suspect Claims She's Broke but Just Bought Another Chicken T-Shirt🐔💸

    Witnesses report a repeat offender shouting "I CAN'T SPEND ANY MORE MONEY" while clicking Add to Cart on yet Another Chicken tee. The suspect, wearing a guilty grin and this exact Trending Chicken Tee, has officially been dubbed a Crazy Chicken Lady by local authorities (and her own mother).

    👚Product Info:
    This tee is printed on the trusty, comfy Gildan 5000 - a fan favorite for a reason
    • 100% pre-shrunk cotton (heather colors contain polly-blends)
    • Classic fit = not too tight, not too loose - just chicken-coop perfect
    • Tear-away label (because tags are scratchy and unnecessary, just like judgment)
    • Fits true to size for most - when in doubt, size up for extra snack room😋

    ☀️Perfect for:
    • Your friend who says she's broke...but owns 12 hens, 4 roosters, and a Pinterest board titled "Coop Goals"
    • Anyone proudly living that Farm Life Shirt aesthetic
    • TikTok's #FarmTok royalty
    • Birthdays or "just because I deserve it" days

    🎁This Funny Chicken Tee also makes a fabulous:
    • Chicken Lover Gift
    • Sarcastic Gift
    • Birthday Gift she won't stop laughing about
    • Trendy T-Shirt for those with impeccable taste and a mild spending problem

    Whether it's a Funny Gift for Her, a Sarcastic Gift for the chicken-obsessed, or a soft excuse to expand your farm-themed wardrobe, this shirt is a total Farm Mama Gift masterpiece.

    📈Ass seen in your cart. Multiple times. And yes, it's TikTok Trending for a reason.
    🛒Order now. Confess Later.

    👉🏼See more at: https://indianamamacobykali.etsy.com
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