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Comfort ColorsĀ® Mind Your Business My Wife Is Expensive T-Shirt
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Detailsš¦Comfort ColorsĀ® Mind Your Business My Wife Is Expensive T-Shirt - For Feral Dads with Expensive Taste (in Women)
A pole dancing raccoon. A broke husband. True love.
Looking for a gift for the man who pretends he's in charge but just Venmo'd you again for lunch money? You just found it. This Funny Husband Shirt is made for feral men who've fully accepted their wives are expensive, their kids are sticky, and raccoons on poles are hilarious.
š§¼PRODUCT INFO (because it's not all fun and raccoons):
ā¢ Brand: Comfort ColorsĀ® - aka buttery soft, not like his old college tees
ā¢ Material: 100% ring-spun cotton (pre-shrunk and ready for dad life)
ā¢ Fit: Relaxed, unisex fit - because we're not body shaming, we're celebrating
ā¢ Design: Professionally printed (won't crack, peel, or ghost you)
ā¢ Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, tell him don't bleach it again
Whether you're shopping for your husband, dad, stepdad, or that lovable disaster of a man in your life, this Comfort ColorsĀ® Mind Your Business My Wife Is Expensive T-Shirt is the gift that says: "I love you, you're broke, and that's okay." (even if it's totally my fault)
Because sometimes the best way to say I appreciate you is with a Raccoon Pole Dance Tee featuring a trash panda living its best life and minding everyone's business but its own.
šš¼āāļøWhy You'll Love Gifting This:
ā¢ It's a Funny Husband Gift he'll actually wear (probably every weekend)
ā¢ Perfect Father's Day Gift or Stepdad Gift for your feral father figure
ā¢ Hilarious Funny Tshirt Gift that's better than socks, again
ā¢ Ideal Gift for Dad or Gift for Him who loves sarcasm and soft shirts
ā¢ A Sarcastic T-Shirt that screams "married life, but make it feral"
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