4TH OF JULY

Patriotic Goose T-Shirt




$14.95

Shipping to United States: $3.99
  • Details
    🪿THIS GOOSE? UNHINGED. HOT. AND READY FOR FREEDOM.
    Introducing the Coquette Goose Shirt you never knew you needed but now can't emotionally live without. This bird isn't just cute - she's serving 1776 but make it fashion. That bow? Red, white, blue, and bold enough to declare independence AND still steal your boyfriend.

    💥PRODUCT INFO (Gildan 5000)
    100% cotton unless it's being a diva (heathers = cotton/poly)
    Unisex sizing - geese don't do gender norms
    Classic fit, built for burgers, brats, and bad decisions
    Machine wash cold, dry like your dignity after the 4th
    Printed in the USA with liberty and extra sass

    💥MATCHING ALERT: Snag the matching kids version here👉🏼https://www.etsy.com/listing/4304244704/kids-patriotic-goose-t-shirt

    She's a Funny Goose Tee, a Patriotic Bows Shirt, a Party Goose T-Shirt who shows up to the BBQ with fireworks, feral energy, and a cooler full of High Noons she refuses to share. She's what happens when retro Americana meets unbothered girl boss with feathers.

    🧨PERFECT FOR:
    Honkin' at men who don't recycle
    Outshining Betsy Ross in headwear
    Screaming FREEDOM while holding a corn dog in each hand
    Explaining what "coquette" means to your dad

    This isn't just a Cute Patriotic Shirt - it's your entire Independence Day Tee aesthetic
    This isn't just a Star Spangled Tee - it's a lifestyle
    This isn't just Patriotic Humor - it's a full-on honk attack

    ✨Honk if you're hot, unhinged, and ready to set off emotional fireworks.✨

    👉🏼See more at: https://indianamamacobykali.etsy.com
    & https://www.indianamamaco.com/
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