4TH OF JULY
This Goose Is Loose for the Red, White & Booze T-Shirt
$14.95
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Details🪿THIS GOOSE IS LOOSE AND SHE'S ONE DRINK AWAY FROM STARTING THE REVOLUTION🍻
Listen. This ain't your mama's patriotic tee. This is feral fashion for the freedom-loving, beer-chugging, goose-honkin' chaos goblin you become every time fireworks start popping. Introducing the This Goose Is Loose for the Red, White & Booze T-Shirt - the shirt that says "I might get kicked out of the cookout, but I'll look good doing it."
On the front? A coquette goose with attitude, shades, and a drink in hand.
On the back? NOTHING - because the drama is all up front.
🧵PRODUCT INFO:
• Tee: Gildan 5000 - like the mullet of t-shirts: business with a side of "let's shotgun this."
• Fabric: 100% cotton unless it's a heather color, then it's got some poly-blend magic (aka soft like you after 2 drinks).
• Fit: Unisex - fits freedom fighters of all shapes and snack preferences.
• Care: Wash cold, dry low, don't iron the goose (she bites)
🪿Perfect for:
• Out-drinking your cousin Chad on the 4th
• Twerking near a bonfire in patriotic flip-flops
• Grabbing 3 hot dogs and calling it "freedom fuel"
• Being the reason Karen calls the HOA🧨
This Funny Goose Tee is the holy grail of Red White Boozy energy. It's giving: Retro 4th of July T. America Coquette Tee. Independence Day menace to society. Wear it to remind everyone that the Founding Fathers would've absolutely invited you to the party.
💥So go ahead. Be the star-spangled legend you were born to be. Honk once for chaos. Twice for beer. Add to cart or live with regret, your move, patriot.
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