FATHERS DAY
Dad Tax: Making Sure It's Not Poison T-Shirt
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Details🍟Dad Tax: Making Sure It's Not Poison T-Shirt
The Official Uniform of Snack Inspection Officers Everywhere
Let's get one thing straight: Dad Tax is real, it's non-negotiable, and it's due immediately - preferably in fries, cookies, or a suspicious bite of your dessert.
This Funny Dad Tax Shirt is for the father figure in your life who "just wants a taste" but somehow ends up eating half your meal.
👕Shirt Specs (aka Dad Armor):
• Brand: Gildan 5000 - the gold standard of dad tees. Sturdy. Reliable. Slightly judgmental if you don't mow your lawn on Sundays.
• Material: 100% cotton (heather colors are blended like Dad's awkward metaphors).
• Fit: Classic unisex fit, just roomy enough for that post-BBQ belly and flexible enough for quick snack grabs.
• Feel: Soft enough for cuddles, tough enough for "I'm not crying, you're crying" movie nights.
• Tear-away tag: Because even Dad deserves tagless bliss.
🧼Care Instructions (Dad won't read this, but Mom might):
• Machine wash cold - like Dad's heart when someone touches the thermostat
• Tumble dry low - like Dad's expectations when he asks "who touched my tools?"
📏Available Sizes: From "New Dad" to "Been a Dad Since the '90s."
If your dad's ever taken "just one bite" and left you with crumbs, he needs this shirt.
If you ARE that dad - own it. Loud. Proud. And maybe with extra ketchup.
🎁Perfect Gift For:
• Father's Day Tshirt for Him - Make Dad laugh harder than his own jokes
• Birthday Gift - Because socks are boring and Dad needs drip
• New Dad Gift - Welcome to the tax bracket, rookie
• Gift to Dad from Kid - Even if he's still mad you don't finish your food
• Funny Dad Tee Collectors - You know who they are
• Bonus Dad Tee - Because he stepped up AND stole snacks
👉🏼See more at: https://indianamamacobykali.etsy.com
& https://www.indianamamaco.com/
🔥Other Names for This Shirt:
• Dad Tax Definition Tee
• Best Dad Ever Gift
• Tshirt for Dad Funny
• Humorous Gift Idea
• Dad Jokes Shirt
• The "I'm Just Making Sure It's Safe" Starter Pack -
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